002 ♔ video (post-event)

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well. That was fucking stupid.

[Damon gives a small raise of his glass before knocking it back.]

Comments

[characterdefect]

[Where did you get that beverage. Give him some of it.]

Yeeep. I want my adventure money back.

[youwillgotohell]

Welcome to the ship.

[Why didn't she think to get a drink that's a great idea, bring her a drink]

chris apparently reads damon's journal tags

[mistconduct]

Aww. Baby's first breach?


But I agree: totally fucking stupid.

[impure_tale]

On the contrary I found it felt...almost nostalgic, in a way.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Like this place would give refunds.

You're better off writing a bad review on TripAdvisor.

[characterdefect]

Yeah, but is it dot com or dot uk or dot ca or dot space or what?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

What a shitty way to welcome anyone. Could've let me do it drunk...

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You can eliminate dot jp at least. There wasn't nearly enough tentacles for that.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I'd expect better out of space prison, honestly.

[characterdefect]

. . . Small favors?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

La-dee-freakin'-da for you.

[mistconduct]

You want I should break out the shackles? I mean, I can get them if you want. Would take me two seconds.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

If you're a schoolgirl.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Dream on.

[characterdefect]

Speaking as someone who wasn't at last check a schoolgirl of any kind, I'm still pretty grateful for lack of tentacles.

[mistconduct]

Hey, you're the one who's all pouty because things aren't as bad as they seem. Lighten up.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well, I can respect that. I'm not exactly pro-tentacle myself.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Who said anything about it being worse? I said better, dumbass.

[characterdefect]

Would you call yourself anti-tentacle? Just out of curiosity.

[mistconduct]

Oh.


You're still the dumbass.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

That depends on the proximity of the tentacle to me. But if we're going for a general statement, I suppose it'd be anti-tentacle.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Impressive, Chris.

[characterdefect]

It's a good position to have. Especially since from the sound of things, you're likely going to have to defend your position to the squid people at some point in the future.

[And/or Davy Jones.]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Seems to be the way of this place.

[What with all the whining and complaining about why he's such a dick.]

What's your name?

[characterdefect]

Roderick. And you are . . . ?