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[untilmydarknessgoes]

So, are we done whining and philosophizing about the meaning of life? You know, I keep thinking being dead for real couldn't get any worse, but then one of you starts talking and manage to prove me wrong.

I guess I shouldn't complain too much. [He sighs.] Somehow, you've managed to avoid the proselytizing. But I guess it might take a bigger crisis for that crap to kick in.

Seriously though. What the hell is there to do for fun around here besides listening to you guys carry on?

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[deshabille]

Shoving your own fist all the way down your throat until it rests comfortably at the top of your small intestine.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You sure all the blood wouldn't make you a little queasy?

[deshabille]

I'm sure you can suck it up.

[patheticvillain]

You could learn to knit.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Ooh, clever pun.

[He leans a little closer to the communicator.]

Did you work on that one all day? Be honest.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Arts and crafts was never my thing.

[patheticvillain]

Well now you're dead! So it can be.

Thanks, death!

[deshabille]

Yes, Damon. I worked on that all day. Just for you.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I prefer my other talents.

[patheticvillain]

Like being dead?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well fuck, Mal. I'm touched.

[He wipes away a fake tear that isn't even there.]

And I didn't get you anything. Now I feel like an ass.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Nobody likes a smart-ass. Trust me.

[deshabille]

At least you're used to it.

[patheticvillain]

Ooh, nobody likes a self-deprecating smart-ass either.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

And now you're just stomping all over my heart and singular feeling.

Dick.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I can tell you're an expert.

[patheticvillain]

This feels like a cycle that won't ever stop if we start it, buddy.

[mistconduct]

Oh my god, did someone say self-deprecating smart-ass?

Hi, I'm Chris. Nice to meet you.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well, that's what happens when you put two likes together instead of two opposites.

Be less of a smart-ass.

[deshabille]

And I'm enjoying it. What a bad person I am.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Hi, Chris.

[He doesn't care. B|]

[patheticvillain]

I'm afraid I can't do that for you, sir.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Jesus, that's your definition of bad? No wonder you're so bland.

[patheticvillain]

Don't encourage him. It'll cause a singularity.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Damon. Not sir.