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[untilmydarknessgoes]

So, are we done whining and philosophizing about the meaning of life? You know, I keep thinking being dead for real couldn't get any worse, but then one of you starts talking and manage to prove me wrong.

I guess I shouldn't complain too much. [He sighs.] Somehow, you've managed to avoid the proselytizing. But I guess it might take a bigger crisis for that crap to kick in.

Seriously though. What the hell is there to do for fun around here besides listening to you guys carry on?

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[deshabille]

Shoving your own fist all the way down your throat until it rests comfortably at the top of your small intestine.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You sure all the blood wouldn't make you a little queasy?

[deshabille]

I'm sure you can suck it up.

[patheticvillain]

You could learn to knit.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Arts and crafts was never my thing.

[patheticvillain]

Well now you're dead! So it can be.

Thanks, death!

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

You are an inmate then. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

On my last ship I played cards, but you do need to find people willing to play with you for that to be a decent pastime.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Last thing I wanna do is start taking advice about pastimes from a guy who was running around the ship naked.

No offense.

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

Well, best of luck taking advise from someone else then, for you will need to find something. Time is proving you to be a tiresome conversationalist.

[sulk sulk sulk.]

[no_talent_hack]

[There is just... a lot of sarcasm in this post, enough to be sort of exhausting, and Hinata's already been a lot more involved with the network than he'd planned to be, so he's tempted to just give this a miss. Something about it, though, makes him stop.

It... sort of reminds him of himself, of the old days, if he had tried really hard to make sure other people knew how little he cared. You could kill everyone, he thinks dryly now. That would probably be more interesting.

Shut up, he tells himself firmly.]

Someone was talking about getting some sports stuff together, if you're into that.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well as it so happens...

I'm not.

[no_talent_hack]

It seems like you're running out of options.

Pets?

[youwillgotohell]

It's impossible to avoid the proselytizing. It's the Admiral's sole purpose.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[Well hello beautiful.]

Good to know this place has its charms.

[youwillgotohell]

Spread thin but present.

I don't suppose you intend to alleviate the monotony.

[semifreakingnormal]

I dunno, maybe learning to be, like, a decent human being? [Huff. Huff. You jerk.]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Yeeeaaaah, slight problem with that.

[semifreakingnormal]

Vampires can still be good.

[mightthinkthat]

At the least the whining about the meaning of life is less grating than the whining about the whining about the meaning of life. Get a job. Preferably washing the floors, wouldn't want to tax your keen mind.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Sure thing, grampa. Right as soon as you stop hoarding the peppermints and lemon drops.

[mightthinkthat]

[He holds out a finger for silence.] Oh. Sorry, I thought I heard a baby crying. Turns out it was you.

[this_corrosion]

I was going to come in and say "the new guy is being a cock" but it looks like it's being covered. Good teamwork, everyone.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Better than the midlife crisis you're clearly enmeshed in currently.

[velocette]

Well, there's always what the sailors did to pass time between ports.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I don't wanna know.