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[untilmydarknessgoes]

So, are we done whining and philosophizing about the meaning of life? You know, I keep thinking being dead for real couldn't get any worse, but then one of you starts talking and manage to prove me wrong.

I guess I shouldn't complain too much. [He sighs.] Somehow, you've managed to avoid the proselytizing. But I guess it might take a bigger crisis for that crap to kick in.

Seriously though. What the hell is there to do for fun around here besides listening to you guys carry on?

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[deshabille]

Shoving your own fist all the way down your throat until it rests comfortably at the top of your small intestine.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

You sure all the blood wouldn't make you a little queasy?

[deshabille]

I'm sure you can suck it up.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Ooh, clever pun.

[He leans a little closer to the communicator.]

Did you work on that one all day? Be honest.

[deshabille]

Yes, Damon. I worked on that all day. Just for you.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well fuck, Mal. I'm touched.

[He wipes away a fake tear that isn't even there.]

And I didn't get you anything. Now I feel like an ass.

[deshabille]

At least you're used to it.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

And now you're just stomping all over my heart and singular feeling.

Dick.

[deshabille]

And I'm enjoying it. What a bad person I am.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Jesus, that's your definition of bad? No wonder you're so bland.

[deshabille]

Someday, you'll learn to detect sarcasm other than your own. It'll be like a whole new world opening up before your eyes. You will cry at the beauty of it.

And then you'll graduate and leave and it will be magnificent.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

That'll happen just as soon as you grow a legitimate sense of humor. And self-respect.

But seeing as how that's never gonna happen and we've both got an eternity, I guess you're stuck with me, aren't you, Princess?

[deshabille]

[Excuse me what was that it sounded like it started with a P she will just be. Twitching. Angrily.]

[No it's fine it's fine.]

[Skin you with her teeth.]

Lucky me.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Try to contain your excitement. It's embarrassing everyone.

[deshabille]

I'll sit on my hands.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Attagirl.

[deshabille]

[i r o n i c b o w]

I'd hate to inconvenience you in any way.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I knew there was a reason I couldn't wait to start making your life a living hell.

[deshabille]

You need reasons?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[He covers his mouth a second in mock-embarrassment.]

You caught me.

[deshabille]

Are you normally like this? Really. I can't imagine how tiring that would be.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

All the time. And just for you.