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[untilmydarknessgoes]

So, are we done whining and philosophizing about the meaning of life? You know, I keep thinking being dead for real couldn't get any worse, but then one of you starts talking and manage to prove me wrong.

I guess I shouldn't complain too much. [He sighs.] Somehow, you've managed to avoid the proselytizing. But I guess it might take a bigger crisis for that crap to kick in.

Seriously though. What the hell is there to do for fun around here besides listening to you guys carry on?

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[semifreakingnormal]

I dunno, maybe learning to be, like, a decent human being? [Huff. Huff. You jerk.]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Yeeeaaaah, slight problem with that.

[semifreakingnormal]

Vampires can still be good.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[Damon laughs just once.]

And what vampires have you been hanging out to believe that? Vampires aren't good. They're monsters.

[semifreakingnormal]

That's crap. I knew a good one, she was here for a while.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Sure you did, kid.

You hang out with Santa and the Easter Bunny often, too?

[semifreakingnormal]

She's all over the network, asshole, there's plenty of proof. She was kind of...nuts...but she figured it out. She's a good person, vampire or not. So shut up.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Give her another decade or two and she'll wind up right back where she started.

[semifreakingnormal]

No way. She's not a monster. And she's my friend. [so shut up u_u]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Adorable. But you do realize that doesn't mean shit.

[semifreakingnormal]

And what you say does? [There's a faint growl in his voice, and his eyes start to glow.]

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[Damon's seen that before. He knows exactly what that means.]

Well, I'm not a flea-bitten werewolf like you. So yeah, I'd say it does.

IF THIS ISN'T OKAY THWACK ME I'LL CHANGE IT

[semifreakingnormal]

I'm not flea-bitten! Elena was like a thousand times better than you. I can't believe the Admiral gave us you in her place.

NO IT'S FINE. I'M OKAY WITH THIS KIND OF CANON-PUNCTURE.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[Damon rolls his eyes and assumes Scott is officially full of shit now.]

Was there a memo handed out or something? Because saying Elena over and over again isn't doing jack. It's more likely you got duped by Katherine than Elena, wolf-boy.

OKAY MOST EXCELLENT

[semifreakingnormal]

I don't think so, dude. You can't hide your name from the Admiral. Who's Katherine, anyway?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

She didn't tell you about Katherine?

[There's a bark of laughter.]

Not really that great of friends then, are you?

[semifreakingnormal]

Were you always this big an asshole, or is just dying that did that?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Did Elena tell you anything?

[semifreakingnormal]

She told me one a bite from a werewolf, and it's over for you.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

How terrifying.

[Sarcastic gestures and facial expression are a-go.]

Already died of that once, jackass. And trust me, that'll just do more damage to everyone else. Or did Elena also forget to tell you about that bit, too?

[semifreakingnormal]

You know what? Forget it. Maybe you can work on being less of a dick before we talk again.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Ooh good. Then I won't have to talk to you ever again.

This place just got infinitely better.